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If austerity Christmas starts to get you down
I got news for you that might just bring you round
There’s a jolly fat-cat all dressed in red
With a sack full of dividends in his sled
Look under our tree, did he leave a bonus for you?
Well if you're not one of the ninety-nine
Then I'm sure you'll be doin just-a-mighty-fine
The rest of us had better occupy Christmas!

We wish you a hopeful Christmas
With peace and love and mince pies for everyone!
To have joy you don’t need to buy no more junk
We’re gonna occupy Christmas! Waow!

No heavenly music in the sky tonight you’ll hear
Not even a stocking full of coal this year
Such naughty boys and girls they’ve been
To cut the Season’s Service pension scheme
The Yuletide Union balloted its members
Well the angels polled unanimously
And Santa’s elves did all agree
To back the strike and occupy Christmas! Waow!

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open Micra, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
I don’t know what I’m doing anymore so I'll make a cup of tea

We wish you a hopeful Christmas
With peace and love and mince pies for everyone!
To have joy you don’t need to buy no more junk
We’re gonna occupy Christmas! Waow!

C-C-C-Christmas! Waow!

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from The Plum Puddings (Of Desolation), released December 13, 2015

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Passionately silly musicians, writing & playing an eclectic bunch of songs about world issues and cookies. Met while reading at Reading Uni.

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