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Peanut Butter Junkie

from Derelict by The Brooms of Destruction

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lyrics

When it comes to spreading spread on toast at breakfast
There’s a condiment for which my love is steadfast
I demolish every jar of it so dead fast
That I just can’t seem to make a loaf of bread last

Lalalalala (Lalalalala)
Lalalalala (Lalalalala)
Seven jars a day sure spreads a lot of croutons
Lalalalala (Lalalalala)
Lalalalalalalalala (Lalalalala)
And if those run out I’ll have to spread it on my futon

It’s what I love the most
With every meal I’m due
I spread it on my toast
I cook it on my stew
A jar of dry roast in my field of view
Will be gone before you knew
That I’m a peanut butter junkie through and through

You can eat it every meal with every course
After all it’s a healthy protein source
Oh I snaffle every helping like a horse
It’s my crunchy, nutty, flavoursome life force

Lalalalala (Lalalalala)
Lalalalala (Lalalalala)
Now I take a jar to church on Sunday morning
Lalalalala (Lalalalala)
Lalalalalalalalala (Lalalalala)
So I can spread some on my bread at communion

I spread it on my toast (he spreads it on his toast)
I’d lick it off your shoe (he’d lick it off your shoe)
The consecrated Host (the consecrated Host)
I’d spread it on that too (if the priest would let him)
A jar of dry roast left in my sight
Will be licked out clean tonight
‘Cause I’m a peanut butter junkie through and through, waaow!

I’ll buy a tonne of bread one of these fine days
So I can go to bed in my PBJs
Who need caviar when you’ve got nuts and jam
‘Cause what you eat you are and that’s what I am!

And if you’ve got some (And if you’ve got some)
There’s nothing I won’t do for you (There’s nothing he won’t do)
I’d even steal it from (he’d even steal it from)
Gorillas at the zoo (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
While I distract you with this song
Wow, turn your back and it’s gone

And if I may boast (and if he may boast)
About the skills I keep (about the skills he keeps)
I take a four inch toast (he takes a four inch toast)
And spread it four foot deep (FOUR FOOT DEEP?!)
A jar of dry roast left where I can get it
Will be empty in a flash, you bet it
‘Cause I’m a peanut butter junkie through and through
‘Cause I’m a peanut butter junkie through and through
‘Cause I’m a peanut butter junkie

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from Derelict, released March 24, 2014

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Passionately silly musicians, writing & playing an eclectic bunch of songs about world issues and cookies. Met while reading at Reading Uni.

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